Hey Man, we get it...

You want you want to look good, smell good, and feel like a Goddamn Man every day so you can attract your lovers and be at the top of your game without distraction. We don’t want you to worry about looking like your Dad (although we’re sure he’s real good lookin’). That’s why we handcraft our products with love, humor, and responsibly sourced ingredients. We are very thoughtful about the impact of our products on you and the environment. Let us help you nourish your skin, tame your beard and preserve your good looks. You deserve it!

Our Commitment

Our goal is to make you look good, smell good and feel like a Goddamn Man – every single day.  That's why we are committed to using only responsibly-sourced organic or wild-harvested ingredients with documented benefits to skin and hair. We source ingredients from small businesses that use socially and environmentally responsible practices. Our oils and butters are organic, wild harvested or fair traded. We source beeswax from Oregon Beekeepers. Our scents are formulated with organic or wild harvested essential oils. Finally, we purchase local and use carbon neutral shipping and recyclable or reusable packaging whenever possible. In doing so, we hope to promote the future of Goddamn Men for generations to come.

I’m the founder of GDM Co. I began using essential oils and other plant-based ingredients to address health issues that stemmed from work-related stress. When my sweetie was growing a beard, he experienced dry, itchy skin. I made him a few things that helped, and we gave them out as gifts.  Soon people were asking for more and the idea for GDM Co was born.


The Original Goddamn Man is intelligent, handsome, outdoorsy, strong and well-muscled. He is a good lover, rides fast, has a voice like a canyon and plays a mean git-fiddle. He climbs mountains, swims rivers and chops wood. He loves Rainier beer, bourbon, and martinis. Now, his skin is soft, he smells delicious, and his beard is well-groomed.




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Portland, Oregon USA

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